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Total Medals Earned: 1,477 (From
291 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 25,925 Points
5 Points You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
5 Points Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
5 Points You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
5 Points For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/445 points)
Weird Bunny Banana
5 Points Kiss 1
25 Points Finish Woods of Doom stage
Medals Earned: 2/19 (30/165 points)
5 Points Break 40 blocks
5 Points Make your first soup!
5 Points Trigger a bomb!
5 Points Drop a tomato outside the kitchen
5 Points Make a soup with two tomatoes
5 Points Complete the game
5 Points Drop a bomb in the cauldron
5 Points Make a soup with three tomatoes
5 Points Trigger 10 bombs
Medals Earned: 9/10 (45/50 points)
50 Points Become a Champion of Hazzar.
50 Points Become a Champion of Gedo.
50 Points Become a Champion of Nit.
50 Points Become a Champion of Azor.
50 Points Become a Champion of Zoon.
100 Points Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (350/500 points)
You Broke the Game
5 Points Put the key on the altar
10 Points Put the apple on the altar
25 Points Put the potion on the altar
50 Points Put the goblet on the altar
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
You Have One Box
5 Points Complete Level 1
5 Points Complete Level 2
5 Points Complete Level 3
10 Points Complete Level 4
10 Points Complete Level 5
10 Points Complete Level 6
25 Points Complete Level 7
25 Points Complete Level 8
25 Points Complete Level 9
50 Points Complete Level 10
50 Points Complete Level 11
50 Points Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
You Only Get One Face
5 Points Successfully shaved it all off!
5 Points Successfully find the full beard!
10 Points Successfully find the Full Gringo!
10 Points Dig up King Tut
10 Points Detect la Poirot!
10 Points Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
10 Points Find your soul (patch)
25 Points Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
25 Points Successfully find the Goatee
Medals Earned: 9/18 (110/490 points)
5 Points Complete Aeryl
5 Points Drink poison
5 Points Scale Mount Ulahard
5 Points Complete Elaris
5 Points Play with your dog
5 Points Annoy the portly man in the shower
5 Points Complete Meztla
5 Points Craft your first potion
5 Points Burn Duro to get his ship
5 Points Complete Potal
5 Points Complete Rhisla
5 Points Complete Ro'gor
5 Points Pick your first ingredient
10 Points Complete the race across the border
10 Points Collect a health upgrade
10 Points Collect 100 ingredients
10 Points Complete Lynaii
10 Points Complete the race without firing
10 Points Enter the locked temple on Meztla
25 Points Defeat X'o'chthu
25 Points Craft all potions
25 Points Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
50 Points Visit the developers
50 Points Drink all potions at once
100 Points Collect all health upgrades
100 Points Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only
Medals Earned: 26/26 (500/500 points)
25 Points Got your freedom.
50 Points Found Dave
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
5 Points Beat Room 5
25 Points Get the bad ending
25 Points Complete Expert Room 1
25 Points Complete Expert Room 2
50 Points Get the good ending
100 Points Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
100 Points Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Medals Earned: 7/7 (330/330 points)